Famous, gorgeous, and dangerous.

Surrounded by dead bodies and rarely completely dressed.

Just another day in the Hills . . .

Dayzee Dazzle and her best friends, the Kildare Killers, are famous and stunning. They're too beautiful to be from this planet, and that's because they're not. Earthmen can't resist them and rarely survive them.

The time has come to begin shooting the reality show, "Kildare in the Hills," in...

Famous, gorgeous, and dangerous.

Surrounded by dead bodies and rarely completely dressed.

Just another day in the Hills . . .

Dayzee Dazzle and her best friends, the Kildare Killers, are famous and stunning. They're too beautiful to be from this planet, and that's because they're not. Earthmen can't resist them and rarely survive them.

The time has come to begin shooting the reality show, "Kildare in the Hills," in Dayzee Dazzle's mansion in the Beverly Hills Flats. Dayzee and her best friends, Marilyn and Sophia, a.k.a. the Kildare Killers, are sure to become even bigger stars. What could possibly go wrong? Well, for one thing, their friend Bruno is having a little trouble with the science and sorcery experiments performed on him by the Guild. At any time, he can find himself transformed into any type of creature, indigenous or off-worldly or imaginary, and of course, Dayzee is bringing him home. What else? Well, her house might just have a few dark secrets of its own. Lights . . . camera . . . bedlam!

Content advisory: This book is intended for a mature audience.